So this guy died and they had his funeral. They roll his casket out to the hearse and start to put it in, but they lose control of it and it starts to roll down the hill. It picks up speed and soon it's flying down Main Street. It keeps flying down the hill until it reaches the bottom and crashes through the front door of a pharmacy, coming to rest on the counter. The casket pops open and the body inside shoots upright and looks at the pharmacist. 
"Hey buddy, you got anything to stop this coffin?"